Christian Slater

Even though he’s kinda already reached his peak, we still love to remember him as the good ol’ Slater from Heathers. We’d love to this Untamed Heart make a comeback, though!

Father to Jaden and Eliana

Jason O’Mara

This Dublin lad can be seen on tv saving the future world by traveling into the past, or as Katherine Heigl’s love interest. Can’t wait to see more of him!

Father to David

Eric Dane

Is it humid in here or is it just Dr. McSteamy? Cali born-and-raised, and he even played water polo in high school (ow owwww!). So, we’ll forgive him for the sex tape leak and rehab stint.

Father to Billie and Georgia

Dan Stevens

Dan. Sweet, sweet Dan. Thank you for blessing the world with your existence. You are a truly magnificent creature. Your blue eyes pierce our hearts every time we watch you on the silver screen (or our laptop screens for those of us in the US). All we can say is that if we were Lady Mary we would have been on that the second we saw you.

Father to Willow

Brandon Flowers

Oh Brandon, where to even begin with you? First, thanks for ditching the guyliner a few years back and for cutting your hair. Next we’d like to say that honestly, you are one of a small group of men that rock with and without facial hair. We’d love to be your Mrs. Brightside!

Father to Ammon, Gunnar, and Henry (they ran out of crazy Mormon names for the last one)

Our return to the real Dilf Island today prompted us to get this tumblr back up and running! We apologize to all of our wonderful followers for the long hiatus! But here ya go:

Colin Firth

Not only has this British hunk been nominated for (and won) countless awards due to his incredible acting, he is also a huge human rights and environmental activist. He’s one to bring home to the family! Too bad he’s not actually A Single Man…

Father to William, Luca and Matteo

Tom Hardy

We know him from movies like Inception and Star Trek, and he is one hunk! We all have a soft spot for those British men. And sure, he’s battled alcoholism and a crack addiction, but hey— we all have our ups and downs!!

Father to Louis

Brian Williams

Two words: his voice. Ummm, let’s be honest, even if BWillz was super ugly he would be somewhat attractive by virtue of his voice. So deep, so declarative, so sexyyy! But lucky for us he has both good looks and an amazing voice

Father to Allison and Douglas

Edward Burns

He first made his big break in the movie Saving Private Ryan, and since then he’s been in everything from Entourage to 27 Dresses. And deep at heart, he’s just a good ol’ boy from Queens!

Father to Grace and Finn